Post 1000th

[Ned Kelly]

Just Had a chat with the local shrink and told him all me problems about posting on cobhnet! He says to me *Son* He's older than me the shrink that is,Posting 1000 on Cobhnet would have to be up there with playin for Ireland in international rules football. Its the only chance you have to become famous whilst gettin yer arse kicked at the same time by a bunch of bullyboys from OZ!;)

[Kieran]

Has your shrink ever visited here Ned? If he did, he'd need hiw own shrink, and that would be without ever kicking a ball!

[Katy]

LOL......magic......but can someone explain why my number of posts seem to be going backward........:confused: ve must get ze inspector Kieran to sort out ze problem.......ooohh!!....cheers Katy:)

[Kieran]

I dont know whats going on there Katy, but your point has made me look for the first time of how many posts I have made here. I have made 278 more than Ned. Jazus do I go on and on that much?

[Katy]

Hi Kieran......Ned.......well apart from you both sharing brilliant memories....and the odd tale or two......then we have your posts about....politics....local issues.....community events......you Kieran having to peel spuds for Angelas chips...lol....the we have the jokes, and handy hints....Ned in need of Taytos:p .......and last but not least......;) Football;) .....so no you really dont post that much.....lol........
I love it when you and Ned are having a meaningful discussion.....its like your in a pub moaning over a pint or two......its mega magic....so dont stop......cheers Katy sending (((Hugs)))to all on site.....:)

[Ned Kelly]

Methinks K Was havin a go at yours truly just then as if to say jazus wept I posted more than the fecker in OZ! He needs help so he does but not as much as mise!!!:p

[Ned Kelly]

Hopefully Katy I'll be inundated with Taytos by the weekend Me son Eoghan is due back at midnight on Friday! He always picks a great time to land, feckin midnight! But sure no worries, we have'nt seen him since last September So even If i'm half asleep as i'm driving to the airport, We can't
wait to see him again!:)

[Kieran]

I'm into Walkers myself lately. They're nicer than Tayto but have less in the bag. You just reminded me Ned that I need to call over to Eoghan later!

[Katy]

Ahh!! to be sure Kieran.....sorry....Katy with Ned on the crisps......as for Walkers brand .....not many in the bag.....oooohhh!!! but when we got Taytos crisps on holiday....and at our local Irish Social Club.....mmmmm!!! the bag was full and the taste mega......yum!! lol
Sorry getting carried away then.....lol:p not had my tea yet......so Ned as your Taytos first in Fan Club......put me down for second......lol............

Ahh!! and do I detect a party getting organised for your Sons return home......enjoy....:) cheers Katy......(home alone and starving....lol):)

[Ned Kelly]

Well I dunno about a Party At midnight, its an age thing! LOL, but we'll be takin him out for a bit of dinner on the Sat. night, so na bi ag caint Ciaran! in other words don't tell him its surprise!

[Katy]

Hi Ned :cool: Sssssshhhh!!! your secret is safe......just enjoy the family night out......and drink a toast to your mates on Cobhnet............cheers Katy:)

[Kieran]

Feck Ned, you'll kill me. I wasnt online yesterday and totally forgot to call over to Eoghan again. Will definately do it this morning if i'm not too late already!

[Katy]

Ahh!! Kieran .....how many pints and bags of Taytos will you have to buy your mate Ned.......oooohh!!.....;) Katy

[Ned Kelly]

He'll be there today I reckon!

[Katy]

Hi Ned.....ssshh!! if he is late just think how many freebie pints you can get......lol....and maybe a take-away.....lol.....cheers Katy:)

[Ned Kelly]

From Kieran? Katy, jesus wept lass I'd have no chance. da councillor is so tight he squeeks when he walks!!!

[Kieran]

Did call earlier Ned, theres no sign of life in the house. I brought a pack of mags for Eoghan to give you. Just aswell because I thought afterwards that I'd only be adding extra weight to his luggage. Will post them on as usual!

[Ned Kelly]

Thanx K! no one answers the door at Tonys unless ya make an appointment,he always thinks its somewan after his communion money~

[Kieran]

There was sign of life coming from that house but there was one big mother f----- of a dog that jumped up from the other side of the wall (hopper McGraths) the size of a small horse. My own dog immediately bolted in the other direction as soon as he saw the big bull head slobber over the wall. Hoppers son owns the dog. It looks like a cross between a bull-staff and an elephant. All part of the fashion these day with the young boy'os!

[Ned Kelly]

Have'nt been on in a week or so, daul health has'nt been da best but gettin better by the day!
Collected Eoghan at the airport last fri/sat, plane arrived at 12 and he got out of customs, immigration etc. 2 hours later. He had Galty bangers and white pudding for me but the feckin customs took it off him, feckin bastids! They also mislaid one of his suitcases which turned up next day, seemingly half the baggage on that flight went awol, unbelievable in this day an age, they could'nt organise an orgy in a feckin brothel! Anyways I got heaps of Taytos, cheese n onion, smokey bacon, salt n vinegar I ate the feckin lot!! YUM!!
Will try to get on a bit more over the weekend.

[Katy]

Ahh!! Ned .....so sorry to hear about health probs....((((Hugs))))......hope every thing gets better as each day dawns........thinking of you and the family......xKaty

[Mike]

Anyways I got heaps of Taytos, cheese n onion, smokey bacon, salt n vinegar I ate the feckin lot!! YUM!!

Aye!! KNow that feeling all too well Neddy biy.

[Kieran]

Jasus Ned They took the bangers and pud's and left ya with the cheap Tayto's, the crafty feckers! you were missed here mate, so hurry up and get yourself back on duty!

[Ned Kelly]

Fanx for the wishes Katy.
We'z only issued with da wan life so me's tryin to look after it for a change!

[Katy]

Hi Ned.......I agree with what you said.....so true....just take care of number one and the family.....((((((((hugs)))))) get thy feet up lad....watch a movie with your lass......and take things easy.....cheers Katy:)


PS....lol.....the Monster Morning Pic is Katy ....prior to first Coffee of the day......lol......tell the truth it looks better than I do in real life.....Ahhhh!!! Ooooohhh!!!;)

[Kieran]

Gee Katy, thats like the guy I saw in the mirror thismorning!

[Ned Kelly]

OK who nicked half me posts??? Me fingers are raw to the bone after all that typin and now some fecker has ate the lot!!!

[Ned Kelly]

me posts that is! not me fingers!

[Katy]

Hi Ned.....seems like site may have a few gremlins, as the same thing with my post numbers.....lol....for a while they went the wrong way.......Mike said he will check it out:eek:
Hows you and yours today....good I hope.....I think you mentioned in another post its your winter....ahh!! how bad does it get?....We just dont get seasons any more.....this is supposed to be our summer..ahh!! just rain..and floods.....:cool:
Take care...cheers Katy:)

[Kieran]

Seems like the oul global warming is at last levelling things out. Oz, Ireland and England are now having winter at the same time! lol

[Kieran]

Do you get homesick for an Irish summer when ye have winter there Ned?

[Ned Kelly]

Dunno K, The last summer i spent in Ireland was in '82! Anytime i been back since was either autumn or winter!

[Kieran]

Its like that the whole year round now!

[Ned Kelly]

Summer all year round???

[Kieran]

Na'h Winter -Rain and heat!

[Ned Kelly]

Humidity?