I Think You're The Father Of One Of My Kids...

[charlie_boswell]

>>: I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...
>>
>>A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive young woman
>>waving at him. She says hello.
>>>>>
>>He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her
>>from.
>>
>>So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies,
>>>>>
>>"I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels
>>back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and
>>says,
>>>>>
>>"My God, are you one of the strippers from my bachelor party that I
>>had sex with on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your

>>partner whipped my butt with wet celery?
>>>>>
>>She look at him sideways,
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>>>>"No, I'm your son's teacher."

[Katy]

:) Nice one Charlie........lol......its the way you tell them.....magic........anymore jokes hidden away?.....post soon please.......Katy:)

[Ned Kelly]

Wet celery Charlie, jasus wept man!!!:eek:

[Kieran]

A scotish man digging a hole on his land, found some underground cables after digging 1000 ft down. He contacted some geologists who later made contact with the government. Within days, the Scotish parliment announced to the world that its people had used commputers thousands of years before the rest of the world. Not to be undone, the English were soon digging holes all over the land. Eventually, a farmer outside of Bristol found some fibre optive cables 2,000 down. This led Tony Blair to go public saying that England had Broadband before the rest of the world. Meanwhile, Ian Paisley had invited the worlds press to a 3,000 ft empty whole out side of Stormont Buildings. "Well said the big fella, what do do you all make of this, he roared to the bewildered Press, adding "this acient Island of scholors was always more advanced than the rest of God's world". The press people stood puzzled and scratching their heads to understand what he was going on about. Then a lone voice from the pack chirpped up and asked, "But isnt that just an empty hole 1st Minister?" "Its not just an empty hole you silly non believer, roared Paisley, "Its proof that Ireland had Wireless before the rest of the world"!

[Ned Kelly]

I had to think about that wan for a while but eventually it sank in, must be my lack of edumacation!Nice wan, K! Shit I must always remember to put those commas in!:D

[Kieran]

Maybe "its the way you tell em" or the poor way that I just did. I heard it in a computer shop yesterday from a Scots man. He told it brilliantly and had me in stitches!