Song to the Speed Bumps

[The_Phantom]

(To the air of Johnny Logan's Whats another year)

I've been driving, such a long time
driving over you
and you're still there
Oh my feckin rear!! * *>:(

I've been braking such a long time
crawling over you
and someone’s coming near
driving up my rear *:P

Oh my feckin rear!!
And I just replaced two sets of shocks this year
Oh my feckin rear!!
and Flemings couldn’t care :'(

I've been praying, such a long time
hoping they’ll replace you this year
..but
You’re still feckin here :'(

I've been crying such a long time
With such a lot of pain and no one cares
And Flemings leave this year
I like a fecking bear!! >:(
What's another year. ;D ;D

[Kieran]

Is that you Colmm? spot the humour competition! -K ;D

[The_Phantom]

Nobody here but the Phantom! :P

[Mike]

Nobody here but the Phantom! :P

Hmmmmm................I wonder!!

[charlie_boswell]

HEY!!!! Like a bad fart it might not be very good but I believe in taking ownership!!!!!!!!!!! ;D This one's not me!!!

[Mike]

HEY!!!! Like a bad fart it might not be very good but I believe in taking ownership!!!!!!!!!!! ;D This one's not me!!!

Ok Phantom

[The_Phantom]

;D ;D ;D