Blonde Joke

[charlie_boswell]

A Blonde Woman decides to take up a job as a painter and decorator, She calls to a house and asks if they want any DIY done, "Well you could paint my porch, How much will it cost?" say the owner, "€50 " replies the Blonde. Man replies great, "and theres extra paint and brushes in the shed if you need them"

The man's wife - surprised by the cheapness of the price asks the husband if she knows that the porch goes all the way around the house, "well, she was standing on it at the time so she must do" he replies.

Half an hour later the blonde knocks on the door "I'm done" she says, "and by the way its not a porshce, Its a Lamborgini!!
;D

[katy]

Mega..mega ..magic... ;D ::)

[Kieran]

They say the truth is stranger than fiction, well listen to this real experience I had one evening about 15 years ago. I was travelling out the fota road with a friend heading for cork while it was getting dusk. I decided it was time to switch on the lights in the car. I noticed with the fading daylight that my dims were just having the desired effect on the cats eyes in the road. A thought then came into my head and I decided to have a bit of mischief with my friend. I asked him in a serious voice "I wonder which poor bugger in the council has to stay back after work to switch those cats eyes on at night"? To my great surprise, he inocently replied, Its probably So n So---- name of then local council employee I cant remeber. I thought for a moment that this fella must be trying to turn the joke back on me. But no I kept checking his facial expressions on the rest of the journey to cork for a give away smile but none was forthcoming. I just hope the council never starts charging for road lights because if everyone doesnt pay up, they just might pull the plug on those cats eyes!