charlie_boswell
07-04-2006, 17:00
An oul man walks into the Bank of Ireland and shouts to the Woman at the
counter:
"I want to open a f**king Current account".
The astonished woman replies "I beg your pardon sir. I must have misunderstood you , what did you say?"
"Listen up, you f**k. I said I want to open a f**king current account now!!".
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank".
The cashier leaves the counter and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul
language. They both return to the window and the manager asks the oul man,
"Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no f**king problem" the man says. "I just won 10 million Euro
in the f**king lottery and I just want to open a f**king current account,
you b*ll*x, is that okay?"
"I see," says the manager, " And is this fat b*tch giving you a hard
time?
;D
counter:
"I want to open a f**king Current account".
The astonished woman replies "I beg your pardon sir. I must have misunderstood you , what did you say?"
"Listen up, you f**k. I said I want to open a f**king current account now!!".
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank".
The cashier leaves the counter and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul
language. They both return to the window and the manager asks the oul man,
"Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no f**king problem" the man says. "I just won 10 million Euro
in the f**king lottery and I just want to open a f**king current account,
you b*ll*x, is that okay?"
"I see," says the manager, " And is this fat b*tch giving you a hard
time?
;D