Mike
01-05-2006, 09:07
1. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? (It took her a month to realize she could play it in the afternoon.)
2. How did the blonde die drinking milk? (The cow stepped on her.)
3. Why do blondes have more fun? (They're easier to amuse! .)
4. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? (Frosted flakes.)
5. Did you hear about the blonde that shot an arrow into the air? (She missed.)
6. What is it when a blonde blows into another blonde's ear? (Data transfer.)
7. Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children? (Because she read that one child out of every four born was Chinese)
8. Why did the blonde put make-up on her forehead? (She wanted everyone to know that she was able to make up her mind.)
9. Why did the blonde ask her friends to save their burned-out light bulbs?(She needed them for the darkroom she was building.)
10. Why are Asians so smart? (No blondes.)
2. How did the blonde die drinking milk? (The cow stepped on her.)
3. Why do blondes have more fun? (They're easier to amuse! .)
4. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? (Frosted flakes.)
5. Did you hear about the blonde that shot an arrow into the air? (She missed.)
6. What is it when a blonde blows into another blonde's ear? (Data transfer.)
7. Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children? (Because she read that one child out of every four born was Chinese)
8. Why did the blonde put make-up on her forehead? (She wanted everyone to know that she was able to make up her mind.)
9. Why did the blonde ask her friends to save their burned-out light bulbs?(She needed them for the darkroom she was building.)
10. Why are Asians so smart? (No blondes.)