Ned_Kelly
31-05-2006, 09:30
A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given
>>three tasks. The first is to clear the exotic fish
>>pool of weeds. As he does this, a huge fish jumps out
>>and bites him. To show the others who's boss, he beats
>>
>>it to death with a spade. Realizing his employer won't
>>be best pleased, he disposes of the fish by feeding it
>>to the lions, as lions will eat anything.
>>
>>Moving on to the second job of clearing out the
>>chimpanzee house, he is attacked by the chimps who
>>pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two chimps with a
>>
>>spade, killing them both. What can he do? "Feed them
>>to the lions", he says to himself, "because lions eat
>>anything." He hurls the corpses into the lion
>>enclosure.
>>
>>
>>
>>He moves on to the last job, which is to collect honey
>>from the South American Bees. As soon as he starts he
>>is attacked and stung by the bees. He grabs the spade
>>and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what
>>to do and throws them into the lion's cage - because
>>
>>lions eat anything.
>>
>>Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He
>>wanders up to another lion and says, "What's the food
>>like here?"
>>
>>The other lion turns round and says, "Absolutely
>>brilliant. Today we had "
>>
>>
>>Wait for it ....
>>
>>
>>
>>Here it comes ...
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>fish & chimps with mushy bees."
>>three tasks. The first is to clear the exotic fish
>>pool of weeds. As he does this, a huge fish jumps out
>>and bites him. To show the others who's boss, he beats
>>
>>it to death with a spade. Realizing his employer won't
>>be best pleased, he disposes of the fish by feeding it
>>to the lions, as lions will eat anything.
>>
>>Moving on to the second job of clearing out the
>>chimpanzee house, he is attacked by the chimps who
>>pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two chimps with a
>>
>>spade, killing them both. What can he do? "Feed them
>>to the lions", he says to himself, "because lions eat
>>anything." He hurls the corpses into the lion
>>enclosure.
>>
>>
>>
>>He moves on to the last job, which is to collect honey
>>from the South American Bees. As soon as he starts he
>>is attacked and stung by the bees. He grabs the spade
>>and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what
>>to do and throws them into the lion's cage - because
>>
>>lions eat anything.
>>
>>Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He
>>wanders up to another lion and says, "What's the food
>>like here?"
>>
>>The other lion turns round and says, "Absolutely
>>brilliant. Today we had "
>>
>>
>>Wait for it ....
>>
>>
>>
>>Here it comes ...
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>fish & chimps with mushy bees."