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charlie_boswell
05-07-2006, 08:00
1. Everyone has an opinion!! No two are the same.
2. Women are professionals at this kind of stuff (men should not have an opinion)
3. Nappies do not always contain their contents
4. When you burn your fingers for the hundredth time on the steriliser, It hurts just as much as the first!!
5. Your newborn Son may not have the same interest in the World Cup semi final as you do.
6. Your wife will have just about the same interest in the World Cup semi final as your newborn son. AND will be just as disruptive
7. A degree in military planning is not essential…BUT IS USEFUL
8. If you have time to type something like this, you’ve forgotten to do something!!
9. Women will always know what you have forgotten to do…and almost take pleasure in pointing out you’re the gobshite…she’s the professional!! ACCEPT IT!
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